This is our pool.
This is an excerpt from the safety insert.
I hope I never need a manual to tell me diving into 8 inches of water is a bad idea.*
*But then again, I asked my husband to pick up a movie so we could watch it on the movie box. When he inquired as to what exactly I meant by movie box, I was mildly irritated by his lack of focus until he kindly reminded me that regular people call them DVD players. Chagrin set in swiftly. Perhaps safety instructions (and a healthy dose of common sense) could be of some benefit.
PS Didn't catch my announcement yesterday regarding my rise to stardom on The Meanest Mom? You can read it here and vote at the end of the week.