so I forgot how those moments are even less glamorous than Charlize Theron in Monster (and since I act like a monster, Patrick was forcefully reminded too).
If you are unfortunate enough to happen across me during one of these episodes, you have two options:
1) Run away
2) Clean my house
These are the only two options that will guarantee you safe passage.
But don't worry, the episode has passed and I look like this again:
Photo Source 1 and 2